Bringing new meaning to the phrase 'rosy cheeks', Cheryl
Cole's massive back tattoo goes all the way down to her bum and upper
thighs
'I got me a reet subtle tattoo like'
When Cheryl first showed off her new back tattoo on the Girls Aloud tour back in February, we all speculated about how low it went.
Here's what Fleet Street Fox had to say at the time .
And then when she wore this see-through top at the airport a few weeks ago, we realised it was MASSIVE.
But now we know it's waaaaay bigger than we'd ever imagined, covering her entire bum.
Each cheek has its own flower. Like Chezza's trying to make a point about how her poo smells like roses or something.
Cheryl's tatooist Nikko Hurtado instagrammed the shot of his masterpiece with this cryptic message:
"Here
is a in progress shot of a Tattoo I've been covering up and reworking.
Really exited to show healed shots. It was some intense tattooing
sessions. She's tough as nails." Cheryl's discreet little tattoo
Although it obviously didn't take long for everyone to realise it was Chezza.
It's since had 25.8 thousand likes.
And now we know that the Geordie pop star favours pink lacy thongs as underwear.
We can't even imagine how how painful a tatt like that must be. We nearly passed out getting our ears pierced. This was just the tip of the iceberg
When she first got the ink done Cheryl said:
'It was
really painful but I think I'm done with tattoos now. It wasn't for any
particular reason, I just liked the design. It took 15 hours in total."
FIFTEEN HOURS?! And it's still a work in progress by the looks of things.
Here's Cheryl and her tattooist (who she must know pretty well by now): This man has drawn on Cheryl's bum
We can't wait to see what a tattoo like this looks like when
Cheryl gets old and her now pert derriere gets all saggy and wrinkly.
The garden won't look quite so rosy then.
We'd actually made quite a deliberate decision to forget
that the tattoo existed. But Cheryl has thwarted those plans with the
help of a see-through top
Maybe she's got a onesie on underneath
As her ex Girls Aloud bandmate and on/off actual mate Nadine Coyle reveals that she's about to give birth to a miniature human
, Cheryl Cole has reacted by doing something that you're probably not
supposed to do when you're pregnant: flying halfway across the world,
presumably enjoying the free champagne on tap and wearing clothes made
out of a very finely woven fishing net.
The singer
- who has yet to publicly comment on Nadine Coyle's impending baby
birth - was spotted arriving in Los Angeles' LAX airport earlier today.
Dressed sort of like she was about to attend a really rock'n'roll
funeral, the singer continued to fight against the theory that you're
only allowed to fly in clothes made of wool, fleece and baby-lambskin,
and wore black denim jeans and pointy black boots instead.
Of course, we assume she switched the boots for flight socks, but it's really hard to tell.
And Cheryl - who recently proved that she looks amazing without much make-up on
- even took the opportunity to show off the massive mural inked onto
her back, too. Which is something we'd actually forgotten existed
altogether. But which she decided she'd like to show off nevertheless.
Along with the top of her beige pants. Isn't that exciting?
She loves her prized pooch Kiera more than words can describe, so it’s no surprise that Cheryl Cole is gutted over the pup’s cancer diagnosis.
The Girls Aloud singer posted a photo of the beloved Jack Russell
Terrier to her Instagram account along with a special request to all of
her fans.
Cheryl captioned, "This is my dog Kiera. I have had her since she
was two months old and I was 16. Tomorrow she has radiotherapy and will
be in doggy hospital for two to three weeks.”
"Will you help me send her happy vibes and pray for her with me please? She's my oldest baby and it's breaking my heart."
