Thursday 11 July 2013

Joey Essex and Sam Faiers back together and KISSING - but it's just for an advert




They are back together! But before you get all excited, it's just for an advert
La Bamba
La Bamba

Brand Essex knows no bounds.
Just when you think it's all over between Sam Faiers and Joey Essex - along comes a video of the pair KISSING, singing and dancing.
But before you get all carried away and start fantasising about another TOWIE break-up and make-up Jess and Ricky style, we have something to tell you... the kissing and cuddling is just for an advert.
The perma-tanned pair signed a deal with Volvic Touch Of Tropical Fruit before their love soured and appear in the wonderfully cheesy advert together - at one point Joey even sings La Bamba.
We kid you not - watch below.
Yes, they dance

Big budget it isn't but viewers can enjoy some "pure banter" from the couple - who are stuck in traffic in Essex on a grey day.
After Joey complains he is bored (we hear you Joey), he opens a bottle of water and is transported to the tropics.
Now we love Sam and Joey but this advert is so cheesy it would make Atkins shudder - at one point Sam dresses up as a sexy pirate as Joey plays the ukulele.
Joey Essex and Sam Faiers
And Sam dresses up as a pirate 
 
What does this mean for the former Essex power couple? Has a swig of tropical water melted all their endless bickering and sniping away?
We don't think so as Joey was spotted on a lads holiday in Ibiza and in last night's TOWIE final the cheeky chap admitted he was happier without Sam.
Ouch.
Well Sam if you need cheering up - this ad is bound to put a smile on your face, or make you queasy...


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