What a night out, eh? The star had one or two wines too many - ex husband Eddie Cibrian must be kicking himself
Oh that poor mate. He's having the worst night ever
Her book is called Drinking And Tweeting, and last night, Real Housewives Of Beverley Hills star Brandi Glanville was doing both. A LOT.
Outside
posh celeb favourite restaurant Dan Tanas in LA last night, Brandi
Glanville managed to do the following in about 30 seconds before being
bundled into a taxi, then the London Hotel in West Hollywood:
- Flashed both boobs
- Showed us her black thong
- Fell over
- Almost took her mate with her in the fall
- Gave paps the double-middle-finger-up
- Gave her mate a massive "I-WUB-U" hug
- Then tried to snog him
- Had a right old sweat
- Lost control of her eyelids
- And probably slurred several words that no-one understood. Oh dear.
"Where's my dress? Did you steal my dress?"
Poor old Brandi, eh? We've all done it, only the worst thing
that's happened to us is our mate taking a photo and uploading it to
Facebook. And they'd probably take it down if we asked nicely.
Brandi's
night seemed to start quite calmly - she tweeted she was off to dinner
with a friend, saying: "Dinner with gaygent and friend from Texas
Kevin!" We'd imagine that gaygent Kevin isn't very happy with Brandi
this morning.
But as the night went on, she was telling followers
that she might be going clubbing to LA gaybar The Abbey, and when
someone tweeted saying they'd buy her a shot, she replied that she was a
wine drinker. Oh Brandi, we'd say that wine was not your friend last
night.
Her last tweet was something about twerking (we've all got
to that stage of drunk where we think we can twerk) and she hasn't
resurfaced today.
We bet ex-husband Eddie Cibrian (the couple
split up in 2009 after his affair with Leann Rimes) is kicking himself,
eh? The star was reported to have 'made a scene' when she ran into Eddie
and his new wife Leann in Nobu in LA last week - something she denied.
This shy recluse, making a scene? No!
