The singer turned up at his grandma's house with no clothes
on and used a guitar to cover his private bits as he sung an impromptu
song
'Happy birthday suit to you'
Pictures of Justin Bieber posing completely naked have emerged online sending his fans into some sort of crazed meltdown.
The puny popstar is desperately covering his dangly bits with a guitar as he serenades his grandma (genuinely) in the bizarre snaps.
Naturally
it led to some LOLsome individuals making jokes about strumming his
wood but admittedly it does feel a bit intrusive seeing the nuisance in
the buff.
What’s more, the photos of nude Biebs obtained by TMZ
were taken in October last year and show his near-tattooless body.
Double naked, basically. Not exactly what granny was expecting when her grandson said he was paying a visit
Apparently the 19-year-old knocked on his grandma’s door
covering his sausage and scrotum with the plucky instrument and starting
mumbling lyrics like, "I love you grandma, how are you, hello grandma."
Which we can all agree is more proof (if needed) why it’s
criminal he’s not been nominated for a songwriting award worth
recognising yet.
The report adds how his relatives found his nudity endearing like he’s some kind of human Bart Simpson.
On
the weekend he also narrowly avoided an embarrassing wardrobe
malfunction when his trousers were on the verge of falling around his
ankles during a concert.
He was so hell bent on showing the crowd
his underpants the pop brat hadn’t prepare for the fashion fail as he
sang debut hit Baby in a concert at Jacksonville, Florida.
The dodgy red trousers slid down his puny legs as he desperately tried to style it out and pretend it was some tragic new look.
If he carries on being naughty he’s going to get a smacked bottom that’s for sure.
The Baby singer has a new way of attracting girls – using a torch he shines on their faces to handpick who he wants.
The teenage crooner, 19, used the flashlight to handpick two sexy cocktail waitresses at South Pointe club in the Hamptons.
According
to the New York Daily News Diana Bhokasub, 24, and Sophia Rayo, 32,
were chosen to accompany him back to the private home where he was
staying.
The women witnessed a fight early Sunday that started in the club and spilled into the parking lot before leaving leaving with Bieber.
A source close to the singer insisted Bieber was not drinking
on the night out at the weekend, but confirmed he did use a torch
instead of chatting up girls himself.
The insider said: “Justin gets mobbed wherever he goes so his new think is to use a flashlight to look for ladies.
“He
shines it around so girls look up and then if he likes the look of them
he leaves the light on them. His minders and friends then know who he
wants and go and ask if they want to join Justin in the VIP section of
clubs and bars.
“He used it in South Pointe and the two girls
agreed to come with him, so it works for him and saves any hassle. Most
girls don’t seem to mind.”
