Katie - who dated Danny Cipriani in 2011 - embarrasses the
cheating rugby ace by claiming "he couldn’t put his tail between his
legs even if he tried"
Danny, you might not want to read this fella
In the same column where she sparked fury after calling Kelly Brook a
“heifer” – controversial Katie Price has defended her rival after it emerged boyfriend Danny Cipriani cheated on her.
And the love-rat rugby star might not want to carry on reading the damning verdict from Pricey – who reveals she nicknamed him Danny Chipolata in reference to his manhood.
Katie
admits she and Kelly “haven’t exactly seen eye to eye in the past, but
my heart really goes out to her”, after she was left totally humiliated
by Danny.
Katie dated Danny, the cheating swine in 2011 when she
was on the rebound from Leo but looking back she admits: “I can’t say it
was a pleasant experience.”
She writes in The Sun: “One thing I just don’t get is why Danny is always referred to as a rugby hunk.
“In my experience he was a bit – erm – lean in the most obvious departments.
“That’s
why I nicknamed him Danny Chipolata. He can no longer hit the right
spots on the rugby field and he certainly can’t find them on a woman.” What a silly man
Katie revealed to Mirror Online her plans to name and shame
her celebrity lovers – with Danny the taking the brunt of her honesty.
And
in a sign of things to come, Katie continues: “[Danny] may look like a
hulk on the outside but has small-man syndrome underneath. (And I do
mean underneath).
“He couldn’t put his tail between his legs even if he tried, so don’t expect any sort of meaningful apology any time soon.”
If Kelly was planning to embarrass her shamed lover over his
infidelity then she might not even need to bother after that humdinger
of a dangly-bits diss.
Katie advises Kelly to book a girls holiday
to forget all about the heartache and reminds her she can get any man
she wants, so there’s not point keeping Chipolata.
After all, she says: “one day he will be nothing more than a bad memory of something on a deli counter.”
