Of course, by "the world", we mostly just mean "Danny Cipriani". But we've decided to hedge our bets and generalise just in case
High fives to Kelly Brook, who's managing to work her way through the
official Things Guaranteed To Make Your Ex Boyfriend Regret Messing You
Around list at a remarkably impressive pace.
First she went on a series of nights out with her girlfriends, looking like she didn't have a care in the world.
Then she shared a cab home with her oh-so-good-looking co-star. And they probably brushed hands when they were fumbling for change to pay the driver. Or something.
Then she sang to her dog. Which isn't an official thing on the list. But which was entertaining nevertheless.
Then she grinned at the paparazzi, and looked a bit like somebody who'd just received a sex text, rather than somebody who'd found loads of them on her boyfriend's phone.
And now she's standing on a pavement, flicking back her glossy hair, wearing a gorgeous summer frock and matching buckled Chloe boots, and altogether just looking lovely.
Of course, that could have something to do with the fact that she'd just had a lovely afternoon of self-indulgence at Dr Joshi's health and wellbeing centre in Kensington. Which would be enough to make anybody glow.
"Thank you Dr Joshi for making me feel like a new Woman #SoreBum #Vits #Cupping #Acupuncture #Holistic," Kelly tweeted.
We're not sure what "#SoreBum" has to do with it all, but we're not going to dwell on that. After all, at least she completed another thing on the list by drawing attention to it in the first place.
First she went on a series of nights out with her girlfriends, looking like she didn't have a care in the world.
Then she shared a cab home with her oh-so-good-looking co-star. And they probably brushed hands when they were fumbling for change to pay the driver. Or something.
Then she sang to her dog. Which isn't an official thing on the list. But which was entertaining nevertheless.
Then she grinned at the paparazzi, and looked a bit like somebody who'd just received a sex text, rather than somebody who'd found loads of them on her boyfriend's phone.
And now she's standing on a pavement, flicking back her glossy hair, wearing a gorgeous summer frock and matching buckled Chloe boots, and altogether just looking lovely.
Of course, that could have something to do with the fact that she'd just had a lovely afternoon of self-indulgence at Dr Joshi's health and wellbeing centre in Kensington. Which would be enough to make anybody glow.
"Thank you Dr Joshi for making me feel like a new Woman #SoreBum #Vits #Cupping #Acupuncture #Holistic," Kelly tweeted.
We're not sure what "#SoreBum" has to do with it all, but we're not going to dwell on that. After all, at least she completed another thing on the list by drawing attention to it in the first place.
