Holly Thomas on one of the most heinous after effects of
the Danny Cipriani sexting scandal - the fact Katie Price was actually
right
Don't think it Kelly - you should not have listened to Katie
Two awful things have happened.
One: Kelly Brook has reportedly dumped her 25-year-old boyfriend, rugby player Danny Cipriani,
after discovering he’d been cheating on her with Birmingham sales
manager, Stacey Simcox throughout their seven-month relationship.
Poor Kelly.
Cipriani, who 33-year-old Kelly also dated between 2008-10, apparently sent Stacey explicit messages
even while Kelly was nursing him back to health in hospital in April
after he was hit by a bus. Kelly is said to have discovered the texts
after she and Danny returned from a holiday in Turkey last weekend.
According to friends: "He just can’t believe what he’s done."
Oh yeah. Ouch. Love rat
He clearly suffers from ‘clichéd sportsman’s brain’. Is someone going to have to draw him a diagram?
There
is no level on which such behaviour can possibly make sense, so I’ll
just segue past the obvious rank injustice of it all, and dive straight
into the second, if anything, more disturbing element of this unpleasant
business.
The Price was right.
(The Katie Price)
The
nation’s favourite, er, author, told 3am on Sunday that she had proof
Danny wasn’t above playing the field (no, the bad field), hinting that
Kelly had better watch her back.
Candid Katie of course has no
qualms about revealing all in her fifth autobiography, which is
currently in the final stages of lawyering, *cough* editing. Obviously
this gossip was too hot for books one, two, three, or four of the Katie
Chronicles, the last volume of which was confusingly titled You Only
Live Once. Smug
Katie, 35, claimed back in May that Danny, who she has also been romantically linked with in the past, will ‘never be faithful’.
The
blonde battleaxe is said to have kept all the texts she received from
her former toyboy, in which he was apparently pretty mean about Kelly.
It’s
no wonder that Miss Brook initially disregarded the cheating rumour,
since it came arm-in-arm with Katie’s other claim this spring that Kelly
was a ‘heffer’ with a ‘huge bum’.
A red herring as it turned out, but one anyone could easily disregard by using their eyes. Go promo CRAZY Katie
The news that Miss Price was actually right about the
infidelity thing lends her an bitter and unforeseen note of credibility,
which will no doubt come in handy while promoting her latest ‘tell-all’
book.
At least Kelly will have the comfort of knowing that the
public at large are sharing in this general wave of cruelty. Thanks
Jordan.
So to conclude, this isn’t just any break-up. This is a
‘Katie Price has secured herself yet another place on top of the
bestseller list’ break-up.
Let’s all take a moment, shall we.
