The singer suffered a teeny tiny wardrobe malfunction in Manchester, when she showed the world her teeny tiny pants. Oops
It looks like Sarah Harding has forgotten why teeny tiny knickers exist.
Teeny tiny knickers exist so that nobody has to see them. So that you don't have colourful cotton M&S pants showing through the worn out bit on the bum of your leggings, and so that there aren't any lines on your bottom from where the elastic cuts in. Not that either of the above really matter. But there's a thong-shaped solution if you do kind of care.
Teeny tiny knickers do not exist so that you can show them to the world. That's just silly. You may as well hold up a three blade razor and a can of deodorant and point at them seductively on a night out. Or wave those cotton knickers around on the end of a stick.
And unfortunately the Girls Aloud singer has forgotten all of this.
The singer - who is rumoured to be talking marriage with her DJ boyfriend Mark Foster - was attending the Lescott-Stewart clothing launch at Manchester Harvey Nichols yesterday, when she decided to advertise her own clothing instead. Specifically, her under-clothing.
Which might not have been why Manchester City player Joleon Lescott invited her to the launch of his clothing range, but never mind. It's still not quite as bad as the time she wore jeans to a water park, at any rate.
Wandering along the red carpet in the company of Nikki Sanderson and Jorgie Porter, Sarah showed off her lingerie, and looked very proud of herself. Probably because it all matched. Which - to be fair - may just be something worth shouting about about after all.
Teeny tiny knickers exist so that nobody has to see them. So that you don't have colourful cotton M&S pants showing through the worn out bit on the bum of your leggings, and so that there aren't any lines on your bottom from where the elastic cuts in. Not that either of the above really matter. But there's a thong-shaped solution if you do kind of care.
Teeny tiny knickers do not exist so that you can show them to the world. That's just silly. You may as well hold up a three blade razor and a can of deodorant and point at them seductively on a night out. Or wave those cotton knickers around on the end of a stick.
And unfortunately the Girls Aloud singer has forgotten all of this.
The singer - who is rumoured to be talking marriage with her DJ boyfriend Mark Foster - was attending the Lescott-Stewart clothing launch at Manchester Harvey Nichols yesterday, when she decided to advertise her own clothing instead. Specifically, her under-clothing.
Which might not have been why Manchester City player Joleon Lescott invited her to the launch of his clothing range, but never mind. It's still not quite as bad as the time she wore jeans to a water park, at any rate.
Wandering along the red carpet in the company of Nikki Sanderson and Jorgie Porter, Sarah showed off her lingerie, and looked very proud of herself. Probably because it all matched. Which - to be fair - may just be something worth shouting about about after all.
